Gravity: Not just a good idea, it’s the law!
Gross ignorance: 144 times worse than normal ignorance.
Clock: A small mechanical device to wake up people without children.
Karaoke: A Japanese word meaning “tone deaf”.
Opera: Where a guy gets stabbed in the back and sings about it.
Racial prejudice is a pigment of the imagination.
“Normal”: A setting on a washing machine.
Health: The slowest possible rate of dying.
Poverty: Having too much month left at the end of the money.
Boy: A noise with dirt on it.
Sleep: That fleeting moment just before the alarm goes off.
Cynic: Someone who smells the flowers and looks for the casket.
Witlag: The delay between delivery and comprehension of a joke.
Skier: Someone who pays an arm and a leg to break them.
Written by peelingtheorange
May 21, 2011 at 11:41 am
Posted in Giggles
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