Happiness, an Inside Job. Felicidad, un Trabajo Interior.

If you have a leaky facet in your house so you cut the lawn, take the garbage out and sweep the driveway,
it won’t solve the leak. Doing the wrong thing faster, better or with kingdom values will not solve the problem.
Trying to solve an inside problem by working outside is just a dumb idea.

Happiness is an inside job! If you are unhappy on the inside nothing you do on the outside will solve it….
People are often under the illusion that they will be happy when; they get married, pay off their debt, get their
degree, win that competition, have children, write that book or move to a certain city etc…But the truth is that
internal problems can not be fixed with external solutions.

Many marriages are destroyed by this illusion; Johnny doesn’t make me happy. After 15 years of marriage Mary still doesn’t turn me on. NO ONE can make you happy! It is humanly impossible to make someone happy.Whenever we make our happiness the responsibility of a person, accomplishment or a possession; we have just created an idol. The saddest part of all this is that this misplaced responsibility only takes us deeper down the road of emptiness.

The kingdom of God is not eat or drink but righteous, peace and joy in the Holy Spirit. Living guilt free,
peaceful and happy is only obtain by cultivating a deep relationship with the Holy Spirit. Our inner God void can never be filled from a outside source any more than your leak in your facet can be solved by cutting your lawn. Happiness is n inside job and only someone who lives in the house can solve the issues that reside there. Get happy and then live it out loud!

Si tu tienes un caño que esta goteando en tu casa y tu cortas el grass de tu jardin, sacas la basura y trapeas el estacionamiento, eso no resolvera la gotera. Haciendo lo equivocado de forma mas rapida, mejor o con valores del reino no resolvera el problema. Tratar de resolver un problema interior trabajando desde afuera es una idea tonta. La Felicidad es un trabajo interior! Si tu eres infeliz en el interior nada que hagas desde afuera lo resolvera…La gente esta siempre bajo la ilusion de que ellos seran felizes cuando; ellos se casen, pagen todas sus deudas, obtengan su titulo, ganen la competencia, tengan hijos, escriban ese libro o se muden a una cierta ciudad etc… Pero la verdad es que los problemas interiores no pueden ser reparados con soluciones externas.

Muchos matrimonios son destruidos por esta ilusion; Juancito no me hace feliz. Despues de 15 años de matrimonio Maria no me enciende. NADIE puede hacerte feliz! Es humanamente imposible el hacer a alguien feliz. Cuando sea que nosotros hacemos nuestra felicidad la responsabilidad de una persona, logro, o una posecion; nosotros hemos creado un idolo. La parte triste de todo es que esta responsabilidad puesta equivocadamente solo nos lleva mas abajo hacia la ruta del vacio total.

El Reino de Dios no es el comer y el beber pero la justicia, paz y gozo en el Espiritu Santo. Vivir fuera de culpa, en paz y feliz solo es obtenido cultivando una profunda relacion con el Espiritu Santo. Nuestro vacio interno de Dios nunca puede ser reemplazado por un medio externo como tampoco una gotera en tu caño puede ser resuelto por cortar el grass de tu jardin. La Felicidad es un trabajo interior y solo alguien que vive en la casa puede resolver los asuntos que residen ahi. Se feliz y luego vivelo al maximo!

From KVMinistries.com

 

Rapid Promotion

The boss called one of his employees into the office.

“Rob,” he said, “you’ve been with the company for a year. You started off in the post room, one week later you were promoted to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted to district manager of the sales department. Just four short months later, you were promoted to vice-chairman. Now it’s time for me to retire, and I want you to take over the company. What do you say to that?”

“Thanks,” said the employee.

“Thanks?” the boss replied. “Is that all you can say?”

“I suppose not,” the employee said. “Thanks, Dad.

Cybersalt.

The Interpretation List:

The Tension on you=Is His Strength Upon
To Believe Him=Is To Live
Rehearse Truth=The Starting Place
Pray about it =Is to Release It!
Your Talents=God’s Gifts for you alone
To Love=Is to Make All things work for good.
Joy=To Occupy my Real State
Think as It=Become as It. Careful what you dwell on
Favor upon you=Capacity to Sacrifice
Faith=Declaration of what I know
Dream about His word=Judge Him Faithful
Family=God’s dream from the beginning
A Burden=An opportunity
Personality=Unique Features of every human
Mature=Know how to Love + To Love
True Smile=Peace of God from within
To Forgive=To Release Them.

God is in a good mood!!!

caption by Stephen W. Oachs.

Academic Phrases and Meanings

The following list of phrases and their definitions might help you understand the mysterious language of science and medicine. These special phrases are also applicable to anyone working on a Ph.D. dissertation or academic paper anywhere!

“It has long been known”… I didn’t look up the original reference.

“A definite trend is evident”… These data are practically meaningless.

“While it has not been possible to provide definite answers to the questions”… An unsuccessful experiment, but I still hope to get it published.

“Three of the samples were chosen for detailed study”… The other results didn’t make any sense.

“Typical results are shown”… This is the prettiest graph.

“These results will be in a subsequent report”… I might get around to this sometime, if pushed/funded.

“In my experience”… once “In case after case”… twice “In a series of cases”… thrice “It is believed that”… I think.

“It is generally believed that”… A couple of others think so, too.

“Correct within an order of magnitude”… Wrong.

“According to statistical analysis”… Rumor has it.

“A statistically oriented projection of the significance of these findings”… A wild guess.

“A careful analysis of obtainable data”… Three pages of notes were obliterated when I knocked over a glass of pop.

“It is clear that much additional work will be required before a complete understanding of this phenomenon occurs”… I don’t understand it.

“After additional study by my colleagues”… They don’t understand it either.

“Thanks are due to Joe Blotz for assistance with the experiment and to Cindy Adams for valuable discussions”… Mr. Blotz did the work and Ms. Adams explained to me what it meant.

“A highly significant area for exploratory study”… A totally useless topic selected by my committee.

“It is hoped that this study will stimulate further investigation in this field”… I quit.

Cybersalt.

Smile…

Touching my dreams ahead
Goes the wind impatient like me
Suddenly…a warm smile surrenders, closer
Bringing company to my rest

Unconditional patience is wanted
For freedom to be full of graces
A mighty man’s heart approaches
And the signature is made into the heavens

Dwelling on the sweet breeze goes my heart
Searching to land safe go my hopes
Writing joy on my face goes a smile
Since your reflected peace reached my soul

Writing history with plenty of laughs
Walking paths as enlightening cities
Rising up dreams and advancing life
Goes both hearts as becoming one

A sweet parade at the bench full of roses
Dancing our hopes painted in the skin
Years went by bringing all blessings
And glad we are now having found sweet fruits