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Rapid Promotion
The boss called one of his employees into the office.
“Rob,” he said, “you’ve been with the company for a year. You started off in the post room, one week later you were promoted to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted to district manager of the sales department. Just four short months later, you were promoted to vice-chairman. Now it’s time for me to retire, and I want you to take over the company. What do you say to that?”
“Thanks,” said the employee.
“Thanks?” the boss replied. “Is that all you can say?”
“I suppose not,” the employee said. “Thanks, Dad.
The Interpretation List:
The Tension on you=Is His Strength Upon
To Believe Him=Is To Live
Rehearse Truth=The Starting Place
Pray about it =Is to Release It!
Your Talents=God’s Gifts for you alone
To Love=Is to Make All things work for good.
Joy=To Occupy my Real State
Think as It=Become as It. Careful what you dwell on
Favor upon you=Capacity to Sacrifice
Faith=Declaration of what I know
Dream about His word=Judge Him Faithful
Family=God’s dream from the beginning
A Burden=An opportunity
Personality=Unique Features of every human
Mature=Know how to Love + To Love
True Smile=Peace of God from within
To Forgive=To Release Them.
God is in a good mood!!!
caption by Stephen W. Oachs.
Academic Phrases and Meanings
The following list of phrases and their definitions might help you understand the mysterious language of science and medicine. These special phrases are also applicable to anyone working on a Ph.D. dissertation or academic paper anywhere!
“It has long been known”… I didn’t look up the original reference.
“A definite trend is evident”… These data are practically meaningless.
“While it has not been possible to provide definite answers to the questions”… An unsuccessful experiment, but I still hope to get it published.
“Three of the samples were chosen for detailed study”… The other results didn’t make any sense.
“Typical results are shown”… This is the prettiest graph.
“These results will be in a subsequent report”… I might get around to this sometime, if pushed/funded.
“In my experience”… once “In case after case”… twice “In a series of cases”… thrice “It is believed that”… I think.
“It is generally believed that”… A couple of others think so, too.
“Correct within an order of magnitude”… Wrong.
“According to statistical analysis”… Rumor has it.
“A statistically oriented projection of the significance of these findings”… A wild guess.
“A careful analysis of obtainable data”… Three pages of notes were obliterated when I knocked over a glass of pop.
“It is clear that much additional work will be required before a complete understanding of this phenomenon occurs”… I don’t understand it.
“After additional study by my colleagues”… They don’t understand it either.
“Thanks are due to Joe Blotz for assistance with the experiment and to Cindy Adams for valuable discussions”… Mr. Blotz did the work and Ms. Adams explained to me what it meant.
“A highly significant area for exploratory study”… A totally useless topic selected by my committee.
“It is hoped that this study will stimulate further investigation in this field”… I quit.
Smile…
Touching my dreams ahead
Goes the wind impatient like me
Suddenly…a warm smile surrenders, closer
Bringing company to my rest
Unconditional patience is wanted
For freedom to be full of graces
A mighty man’s heart approaches
And the signature is made into the heavens
Dwelling on the sweet breeze goes my heart
Searching to land safe go my hopes
Writing joy on my face goes a smile
Since your reflected peace reached my soul
Writing history with plenty of laughs
Walking paths as enlightening cities
Rising up dreams and advancing life
Goes both hearts as becoming one
A sweet parade at the bench full of roses
Dancing our hopes painted in the skin
Years went by bringing all blessings
And glad we are now having found sweet fruits
Fun “Things You Do Not Want To Hear In Surgery”
1.) Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.
2.) Somebody call the janitor – we’re going to need a mop
3.) ‘Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness’
4.) Sparky! Comeback with that! Bad Dog!
5.) Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
6.) Hand me that…uh…that uh…..thingie
7.) Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
8.) Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived a full hypo of this stuff before?
9.) Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
10.) Could you stop that thing from beating; it’s throwing my concentration off
11.) What’s this doing here?
12.) I hate it when they’re missing stuff in here.
13.) That’s cool! now can you make his leg twitch?!
14.) I wish I hadn’t forgotten my glasses.
15.) Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
16.) Sterile, shcmeril. The floor’s clean, right?
17.) Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
18.) Next, we remove the subject’s brain and place it in the body of the ape.
19.) Now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
20.) This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
21.) Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
22.) Don’t worry. I think it is sharp enough.
23.) What do you mean ‘You want a divorce’!
24.) She’s gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!!
25.) FIRE! FIRE! Everybody get out!
26.) ‘And next week, we’ll be learning how to stitch up a patient…’
We cannot lose if We do not quit
“We know from the overwhelming testimony of Scripture and history that we cannot lose if we do not quit.” ~Rick Joyner.
Here goes the difference between My Old Nature vs My New Nature:
My Old Nature vs. Experiencing God
1. Unbelief vs. Faith (XNU)
2. My ideas vs. God’s Word/Clarity
3. Information vs. Revelation
4. Feelings driven vs. Love driven
5. Religion vs. Relationship with God
6. The Principles vs. Listening to His voice
7. My Development vs. Guided By His Presence
8. Intention vs. Direction from God
9. Conceit vs. Put Other’s Needs First
10. Cemetery order vs. Birth order
11. Fantasy vs. Walking IN Perspective
12. My Perfection vs. His Gift of Righteousness in Me
13. Arrogant vs. Thankful of ALL of His Gifts in Me
14. The Natural vs. Bringing Heaven To Earth
15. Denial vs. God is Good All The Time
16. Make myself holy vs. Unmerited Grace of God in Me
17. Survival vs. Changing The World
18. My Performance vs. God’s Grace is About Him
19. Acknowledging God vs. Experiencing His Power
20. Waiting On Him vs. Me Creating a Situation.
What God says about me is all I have to know to step out and believe again that everything is possible. As when we were kids, there all was simple, to many of us who may have a difficult childhood that was but a moment. A child’s nature is but sweet, tender, mind of the impossible. To “Celebrate my life” given gifts from God is to be humble for living by His power. To experience of His Goodness. God is Good all the time.
Until Dreams & Habits are the same! To give God a CHANCE TODAY!!
LIVE IT OUT!!!!
LIVE IT OUT TODAY!!!!
Writing to God…
To The King Of Kings
Hounting day by day never resting
Molding jars of clay with every breath
Filling all our hopes with His greatness
Firmly determine to reach all souls
Searching ways to give us holy bread
Unsearchable grace holding a commitment
Eyes of fire that melt my fears away forever
My King of Kings is master at Love us even more
Every day I stand before His presence
Nothing to offer just a servant heart to give
Beautiful Christ who gives freedom at the Cross
For You the Glory, Power and the Kingdom be
No words can express the Joy I’m holding
And every bit is living to give You Praise
I’m wondering for more power to discover
My precious King of Kings, He is all I need.
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The Bridegroom’s Voice
Standing at your feet waiting,
expecting for you to reveal your heart to me,
getting a sense of heaven as my heart beats,
searching to know your absolute desires patiently,
as my breathing goes with this new fragrance,
and my skin is no more dwelling in my grief,
Praise my King! Every bit of my thankful soul,
make yours every glory,
make only come to pass your will.
When kiss your beauty with every single tear,
my heart eyes start to dwell eternity,
my hands also reach the perfect Lamb clothed in love,
His greatness enlighten the room as present your voice in a glimpse,
make your sweetness be touched by every human being,
make every soul joyful when searching the tenderness of His breeze,
my only moment where the life make truly worth,
Precious Emmanuel goes hounding for our freedom without resting,
Worthy King, my Bridegroom… in You Everlasting is my peace.
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Embracing My Master Faithfulness
The sword had pierced my cold and rocky soul
Thousand nights in the battle for this courage
I went to His feet crying out for truly strength
A cost which dividends are worth for the King’s glory
These terms are not cheap nor are they from my own
An alabaster jar been cleaned and unfolded day by day
The taste of these waters is what releases us from strong hands
Thanks to the King which been slain rose up from wearing my sins
A revealing truth invites my heart to the life parade
And His faithfulness embraced this gift of hidden manna
I died to my own ways and wait like a tree plant by a river
Learning the King’s obedience and surrendering to his breath
A warm afternoon all around my hopes and a sweet fragrance
Are these the powers of the King’s presence moving in the waters?
I fear no more with His eyes of fire fighting in this spilled heart
He gave the music to my blood and on His house I dwell, forevermore.
The Funny Things about the English Language…
Lets face it
English is an obtuse language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.
We sometimes take English for granted
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
Quicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
If writers write, how come fingers don’t fing.
If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn’t the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
If the teacher taught,
Why didn’t the preacher praught.
If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What on earth does a humanitarian eat!?
Why do people recite at a play
Yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways
How can the weather be as hot as hell on one day
And as cold as hell on another
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
Of a language where a house can burn up as
It burns down
And in which you fill in a form
By filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes!
English was invented by people, not computers
And it reflects the creativity of the human race
(Which of course isn’t a race at all)
That is why When the stars are out they are visible
But when the lights are out they are invisible
And why it is that when I wind up my watch
It starts
But when I wind up this poem
It ends.
Cyber Salt
caption by Sitepoint.
Quotes From 11 Year-Olds’ Science Exams
The following are all quotes from 11 year-olds’ science exams:
“Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.”
“When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire.”
“H20 is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.”
“To collect fumes of sulphur, hold down a deacon over a flame in test tube”
“When you smell an odourless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide”
“Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state”
“Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars.”
“Blood flows down one leg and up the other.”
“Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration, and then expectoration.”
” The moon is a planet just like the earth, only it is even deader ”
“Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.”
“A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold.”
“Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.”
“The body consists of three parts – the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five – a, e, I, o and u.”
“Momentum: What you give a person when they are going away.”
“Planet: A body of earth surrounded by sky.”
“Rhubarb: a kind of celery gone bloodshot.”
“Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives.”
“Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or negative.”
“To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose.”
“For a nosebleed: put the nose much lower than the body until the heart stops.”
“For Fainting: Rub the person’s chest or, if a lady, rub her arm above the hand instead.
“For dog bite: put the dog away for several days. If he has not recovered, then kill it.”
“For asphyxiation: Apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead.”
“For head cold: use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your throat.”
“To keep milk from turning sour: keep it in the cow.”
“The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.”
“The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana.”
“The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have been taken off. The purpose of the skeleton is something to hitch meat to.”
“A permanent set of teeth consists of eight canines, eight cuspids, two molars,and eight cuspidors.”
“The tides are a fight between the Earth and Moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.”
“A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.”
“Equator: A managerie lion running around the Earth through Africa.”
“Germinate: To become a naturalized German.”
“Liter: A nest of young puppies.”
“Magnet: Something you find crawling all over a dead cat.”
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Happiness, an Inside Job. Felicidad, un Trabajo Interior.
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If you have a leaky facet in your house so you cut the lawn, take the garbage out and sweep the driveway,
it won’t solve the leak. Doing the wrong thing faster, better or with kingdom values will not solve the problem.
Trying to solve an inside problem by working outside is just a dumb idea.
Happiness is an inside job! If you are unhappy on the inside nothing you do on the outside will solve it….
People are often under the illusion that they will be happy when; they get married, pay off their debt, get their
degree, win that competition, have children, write that book or move to a certain city etc…But the truth is that
internal problems can not be fixed with external solutions.
Many marriages are destroyed by this illusion; Johnny doesn’t make me happy. After 15 years of marriage Mary still doesn’t turn me on. NO ONE can make you happy! It is humanly impossible to make someone happy.Whenever we make our happiness the responsibility of a person, accomplishment or a possession; we have just created an idol. The saddest part of all this is that this misplaced responsibility only takes us deeper down the road of emptiness.
The kingdom of God is not eat or drink but righteous, peace and joy in the Holy Spirit. Living guilt free,
peaceful and happy is only obtain by cultivating a deep relationship with the Holy Spirit. Our inner God void can never be filled from a outside source any more than your leak in your facet can be solved by cutting your lawn. Happiness is n inside job and only someone who lives in the house can solve the issues that reside there. Get happy and then live it out loud!
Si tu tienes un caño que esta goteando en tu casa y tu cortas el grass de tu jardin, sacas la basura y trapeas el estacionamiento, eso no resolvera la gotera. Haciendo lo equivocado de forma mas rapida, mejor o con valores del reino no resolvera el problema. Tratar de resolver un problema interior trabajando desde afuera es una idea tonta. La Felicidad es un trabajo interior! Si tu eres infeliz en el interior nada que hagas desde afuera lo resolvera…La gente esta siempre bajo la ilusion de que ellos seran felizes cuando; ellos se casen, pagen todas sus deudas, obtengan su titulo, ganen la competencia, tengan hijos, escriban ese libro o se muden a una cierta ciudad etc… Pero la verdad es que los problemas interiores no pueden ser reparados con soluciones externas.
Muchos matrimonios son destruidos por esta ilusion; Juancito no me hace feliz. Despues de 15 años de matrimonio Maria no me enciende. NADIE puede hacerte feliz! Es humanamente imposible el hacer a alguien feliz. Cuando sea que nosotros hacemos nuestra felicidad la responsabilidad de una persona, logro, o una posecion; nosotros hemos creado un idolo. La parte triste de todo es que esta responsabilidad puesta equivocadamente solo nos lleva mas abajo hacia la ruta del vacio total.
El Reino de Dios no es el comer y el beber pero la justicia, paz y gozo en el Espiritu Santo. Vivir fuera de culpa, en paz y feliz solo es obtenido cultivando una profunda relacion con el Espiritu Santo. Nuestro vacio interno de Dios nunca puede ser reemplazado por un medio externo como tampoco una gotera en tu caño puede ser resuelto por cortar el grass de tu jardin. La Felicidad es un trabajo interior y solo alguien que vive en la casa puede resolver los asuntos que residen ahi. Se feliz y luego vivelo al maximo!
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